A lot of furniture today comes from far away places like China. They basically build 1000’s of pieces of “ready-to-assemble” furniture then carefully pack them into shipping containers that eventually end up in our warehouse. It’s done that way to save shipping cost. Unfortunately, someone has to put this stuff together…that’s where we come in.
We open the boxes and separate all the nuts & bolts, shelves, tops, panels, and various other parts needed to create a nice piece of furniture. Then we get our portable drills with special bits and start putting part “a” into slot “e4” and bolt “c3” with hex nut “d7″…well, you get the picture. Sometimes you need a master’s degree in “erectorsetology” (I made that up) to assemble some of these treasures.
So guy, the next time you want to buy a piece of furniture that comes “ready-to-assemble” make sure you have lots of time, tools, and a bottle of Jack Daniels handy cause you’re going to need it. I’d also suggest you put it together somewhere out of site like the garage or basement because after all the cursing you’re probably going to hear…”honey, did you read the directions?”
Or better yet…you be the hero. Buy it from us and pay our $39.95 Dream Team Delivery fee and have your furniture assembled, delivered, and set-up anywhere in your home. Trust me…you’ll thank me for this tip. Now, go out there and sleigh that dragon.